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Corky the Flying Pig
One day, while watching birds on high
Young Corky marvelled "My oh my
If only I could learn to fly
I'd be a happy pig".
He climbed on to the pig house top
And took a running sort of hop
Now sadly there was quite a drop
And sure enough he fell.
The other pigs did laugh and scoff
He cleared his throat and gave a cough
He wasn't in the least put off
One day he'd show them all.
For weeks he sat upon a chair
And gazed up through the window there
He dreamed of floating through the air
Which made his parents cross.
They sent him off to piggy school
But Corky disobeyed the rules
He acted up and played the fool
He didn't learn a thing.
The teachers came to ask him why
To which our Corky did reply
"There's just one thing I'd like to try
I want to learn to fly".
They sent him back to Mum - Oh shame!
But things at home renmained the same
He didn't want toy, friend or game
His sights were set much higher.
As soon as he was old enough
Our Corky joinrd the RAF
Now he's a pilot brave and tough
And flying happily.
But when the farmer wipes his eye
And tells you that a pig can't fly
Don't say a word about our Corky
This whole tale was one big "porky".
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Here is the luminous presence!

Posted: 06 Jul 2009 14:29:33
Posted: 13 Jul 2009 17:26:03
A poem for this week ( but do bear in mind they were written for children)
Hoomski the Hoomi
Hoomski was the Hoomi of a far and distant land
He sure was lonely with no family to hand
He wanted a wife that would be just right
But he couldn't think who, though he pondered day and night.
A prince has his princess with long, blonde hair
A knight goes a-courting for a damsel fair
An emperor has an empress, a tsarina has her tsar
But for someone for a Hoomi he would have to search far
He travelled round the world on many boats and then a train
But he hadn't any luck until, while stepping off a plane
What he saw at Luton Airport made his heart beat very fast
Could this be the very soul-mate for our Hoomi at last
There stood a creature of a very pleasing size
She was tall, she was substantial, with enormous green eyes
So he drew a big breath and said "My dear, who might you be?"
And she turned to him, most sweetly smiled and said "Who, me/"
"A Hoomi!" cried out Hoomski "that's the very perfect one
Marry me and come to my land, there to share my throne"
Now it happened that this lady rather liked our hero's pun
And she thought that Hoomski might be really rather fun
SO
They flew through God.s heaven
In a 747
And landed at sunset, ja?
Now thanks to "Who, me?"
(Whose name was Marie)
Our Hoomski's Hoom-pa-pa
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