With apologies to Robert Service, Canadian poet,
"There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun
By the sheep that toil for treats.
The Yorkshire Dales have their secret tales
Of thieves that make nowt a bleat.
The northern lights have seen weird
sights
But the weirdest they ever did see,
Was a sheep with a bite, like a thief in the night,
That stole all the fat balls we see.”


